Carrie Prejean - - Cash and Carrie off Larry King

Call me a dumb ass, but Carrie Prejean storming off Larry King? What an unbelievably stupid bitch!

Let's see...professing to be a Christian and denouncing "sinful things", the bitch has just got to get some mileage, so she goes on Larry King to drum up support.
She goes, and low and behold, he wants to ask a question. Interviews = Questions you dumb bitch!

So, Larry, who is a very sweet and likable guy does his job and asks a question during an interview and the bitch deems it "inappropriate"....wants to walk, and she GETS further mileage from the "scandal".

Let's see...eight sex tapes...she didn't take a hike...maybe it's because vibrators don't ask questions???

Maybe...just maybe...if the bitch had kept her legs shut, she'd be Miss Universe. Maybe...just maybe...if she'd answered a question a little more tactfully, she'd have us in rainbows behind her.
Maybe...JUST MAYBE...her fifteen minutes of fame are up and she can go to work for the Falwell camp where tears on tape of "I've sinned" seem to make everything better.

BUT, there's a newsflash. Larry King did no wrong. He asked a question. After all, it's his show. That's what happens on his show.

Carrie, I think, is looking for a way to make a dollar from it. Well, maybe the California Melon Growers can use her for a spokesman and she can make commercials with melons in her hands during an earthquake. Maybe then, she can target Jewish men in an advocasy group. It's a stretch, but that's about the only career I see possible for the bitch. I mean, Anita Bryant already got the spot for the gay...honey!

What I do think would be cute is if Carrie would make a hot video with the Ocean Spray guy...the young one. Carrie Cranberry...it has a ring to it! I might even buy that video if they do solos with the guy!

Sanctity of Marriage

Frequently married celebrities

Married alarming numbers of times

Brigham Young, Mormon leader, married 19 times.
Prophet Muhammad, married 12 times, including to a nine year old.
Joseph Smith, Mormon founder, married at least 12 times.
Mickey Rooney, actor, married 9 times.
Bonnie Lee Bakely, murdered wife of Robert Blake, married at least 9 times.
Jennifer O'Neill, actress, married 9 times.
Zsa Zsa Gabor, occupation uncertain, married 8 times.
Elizabeth Taylor, actress, married 8 times.
Larry King, talk show host, married 7 times.
Stan Laurel, Laurel and Hardy, married 7 times.
Lana Turner, actress, married 7 times.

Married six times
Louis Armstrong, jazz musician, married 6 times.
Fred Berry, played ReRun on What's Happening, married 6 times.
Rex Harrison, actor, married 6 times.
Henry VIII, King of Britain, married 6 times.
Hedy Lamarr, actress and inventor, married 6 times.

Married five times
Tony Curtis, actor, married 5 times.
Clark Gable, actor, married 5 times.
Eva Gabor, actress, married 5 times.
Josephine Baker, actress and spy, married 5 times.
Idi Amin Dada, Ugandan dictator, married 5 times.
Geraldo Rivera, dumbshit reporter, married 5 times.
Boris Karloff, actor, married 5 times.
Larry Flynt, pornographer, married 5 times.
Henry Fonda, actor, married 5 times.
George Foreman, boxer, married 5 times.
Rita Hayworth, actress, married 5 times, including to Orson Welles.
Dennis Hopper, actor, married 5 times, once for just eight days.
John Huston, director, married 5 times.
Jerry Lee Lewis, singer, married 5 times, including his 13 year old cousin.
Richard Pryor, comedian, married 5 times.
Ginger Rogers, actress, 5 times.
Kenny Rogers, country musician, married 5 times.
George C. Scott, actor, married 5 times.
Billy Bob Thornton, married 5 times.
Tammy Wynette, singer Stand By Your Man, married 5 times.

Married four times
Brigette Bardot, actress, married 4 times.
James Brown, Hardest Working Man in Show Business, married 4 times.
Glen Campbell, singer, married 4 times.
Doris Day, actress, the only virgin that's been married four times.
Al Goldstein, pornographer, married 4 times.
Ernest Hemingway, author, married 4 times.
Lorenzo Lamas, actor, married 4 times.
Peggy Lee, singer, married 4 times.
Elizabeth Montgomery, actress, married 4 times.
Liza Minnelli, married 4 times.
Jason Robards, actor, married 4 times.
Frank Sinatra, Chairman of the Board, married 4 times.
Barbara Walters, interviewer, married 4 times.
Jane Wyman, actress, married 4 times including to Ronald Reagan.

Married thrice
Charles Bronson, married 3 times.
Errol Flynn, actor, married 3 times.
Ray Kroc, married 3 times.
Rush Limbaugh, moralist, married 3 times.
Gary Leon Ridgway, the Green River Killer, married 3 times.
Marilyn Monroe, actress, married 3 times.
Tiny Tim, ukelele player, married 3 times.

Married twice
Robert Blake, actor, married 2 times.
Cher, singer, married 2 times.
Michael Jackson, The King of Pop, married 2 times.
Henry Kissinger, statesman, married 2 times.
John Lennon, Beatle, married 2 times.
Paul McCartney, Beatle, married 2 times.
Sean Penn, actor, married 2 times.
Ronald Reagan, actor and president, married 2 times.
Hunter S. Thompson, gonzo journalist, married 2 times.

And yet, let Gays ask for the right to marry just once and all hell breaks loose!

Sanctity my Ass!

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Like Rats Escaping from a sinking.... Papa Bello's

First and foremost, I'm NOT a stockholder in the penny stock company called Papa Bello's [PAPA]. I don't profess to know these people, and I don't profess to know a thing about them except what I know from the net. I don't trade in their stock or any holding corporation for them.

What I do know is Papa Bello's was a restaurant chain which came into our Walmart store in Hannibal and did a thriving business. And then, someone fucked with the chemistry.
Here's what I mean:

When they first came in, it was 'All You Can Eat...all the time.' Kevin and I went to eat there and yeah, the pizza was sort of skanky, but the reason I kept going back was because it reminded me of my college days and Kevin liked it too...so we went.

What was absolutely cool about it was for a ten spot, we got all we could eat and all we could drink from their Pepsi fountain. That was a decent price, so we were cool with it...once a week.

Then someone fucked with the chemistry. No more buffet.

We were told it was a management decision. Personally, Kevin told them that'd be the last time they saw his happy ass in their store. He meant it and to this day, I don't think he's been back.
What I DO KNOW is he told me to never bring that pizza into our home via take out or delivery, so I didn't.

However, Just as soon as Kevin's ass was out the door, I was back out at Papa Bello's and once a week, I'd take a pizza home for Gypsy and I. It was cheap enough, I didn't really care if the little girl ate a lot of it. She thought she was special having that snarf food, so I made sure I got it for her.

The way it went was rather sudden. The next to the last time I was a customer, I went in to get a foot long sub...I believe it was chicken. I can't remember exactly what it was because that's not what I received.

Instead, what I received was a ham and cheese sub. Why? Because the ingredients for anything else weren't available.

At that time, I ordered a large soft drink and a bag of chips. I got the chips and then went over to get the soft drink. The only thing which was available was Mountain Dew.

I mention this because I am a diabetic and the selection of a diet drink wasn't afforded. I was worried, but I got a Mountain Dew because I assumed it was a bad day and they were waiting on a truck, or something.

The next time I was in the store, I jokingly asked if they had cheese for the pizza I was going to order. She stated they did and then, when I went to order the pizza, I was told they were out of a lot of things. I asked what they had and together, the girl and I worked together to get a pizza built which would be satisfactory.

After it was built, she charged me full price for the soft drink and for the pizza. Then, she gave me a discount of a dollar because the pizza I got wasn't what I originally ordered. I took the discount and then, I went over to get the soft drink.

At the soft drink fountain, they had the selection of Pepsi or nothing. All the other selections had out of order on them. Instead of drinking the Pepsi, I went over and told her I'd like a refund. I told her about the last time and she gave it.

When she was giving me the refund, I asked if I could get a cheese pretzel. She told me they either had plain or cinnamon. She said they hadn't had the stuffed pretzels in a while and the nacho cheese wasn't available.

I took the refund.

The last time I was in there, was during the daytime. A man was working and I went in. He asked to take my order and before I ordered, I asked if he had the ingredients and he said, "It depends what you want." I said, "The last two times I've been in here, I haven't got what I wanted, so I want to know if I've got to work with you, or you've got to work with me." I smiled.

He stood there with a stunned look on his face as I walked over to the soft drink fountain and saw they were out of everything.

I went back and said, "It doesn't look like a soda is on the list today, so I guess I need to change my mind on that."

At that time, he said, "Some people will bitch about anything." I said, "Sir, you won't get my business because A: That comment when I've NOT complained about getting a pizza I wanted with the ingredients I wanted is pathetic. B: Previous to that pizza was a sub I didn't want because the ingredients weren't available. C: The last two times I was in here, neither time did this store have a diet soft drink.
Now I get told I'm complaining when your store looks like it's on it's last leg! I'll go down the street to Subway where they'll MAKE it the way I WANT with ingredients THEY HAVE and then, I'll get a DIET DRINK because they have everything available!"

I walked out and within a week, I was back in Walmart and saw the store dark. It was six pm, so I thought it was bad management, or someone didn't show when they were supposed to work.

At that time, I asked the old man who was standing there, "They open?" He said, "They've not paid their workers full wages since July and those who were working there all quit them because the owner was shorting them on their pay."

So, two months has went by and finally, I decided to see if they were even SAYING they were still in business on their site. They were.

What's interesting is this... in my search for the Papa Bello site, I came upon several things. I'll list them and give my opinion.

First, the blog for the stockholders is rather interesting. I mean... Promises, Promises seems to be the theme song everyone dances to there....but, that's also by the same bloke who put out another song called, The Real Illusion.

Here's what I mean. I looked up these guys on the web. Chase Canfield, George Leviton, and Brittan Ashjian. Now are you ready???

George Leviton. He's the CFO.
In an interview, Chase Canfield gives George Leviton credit for coming up with all the ideas.

Let's see, you steal all the ideas from a guy and you make him CFO. And then....get this folks...it's a riot!!!!!!.... AND THEN....the fuckin' CFO ditches the place!

Ok, so let me say somehing. The sure sign my business would be in trouble financially is when my head of financial takes the plunge and gets away from the company!

Yeah, George saw the writing on the wall and realized his ideas were in a bunch of restaurants, but they were broke, so he skipped out.

Now, here's what's funny. Do a search of him on the images portion of Google...the biggest search engine on earth, I think, and you don't find the dude. Do that for Steve Jobs or Bill Gate's and see how many hits you get!

Ok, George saw the light. He realized it was an illusion and a promise, so he got the fuck gone.

The next interesting part is this. I see Chase Canfield's name here. I do a search and the ONLY fucking thing I could find of him on Google is a picture which is so small he can't be seen! BUT, there's a brief 33 second interview with him on YouTube at some Financial thing and if let me give you a review here.

If I was a stock holder...penny stock, or not... I'd taken a look at this guy's interview and would've ditched the stock. Here's what I mean, download the thing and you see a guy who well....first of all, he looks anorhexic as hell. I'm sorry, but the guy just doesn't look Italian first of all, second of all, he looks like he's been on a three day drunk and third, his hair looks like he's not seen a shower in a week, and last of all, the guy's eyes shift like hell and his speech to the interviewer looks like it was totally made up.
Am I being critical? Maybe.

Now, here's where I'm going to switch gears. I've got letters of intent here. This is where it gets stupid because it's just that...stupid.

Let me say this. The first one is for another restaurant in Baltimore...did I mention they're based in Las Vegas??? Yeah, so what the fuck are they signing letters of intent in Baltimore? Oh, maybe it's not to actually buy the motherfucker, but to get a clue about restaurant management!

Ok, here's the deal. If you ever want to know a tip in business is this... don't allow a motherfucker to tell you he's going to buy a God damned thing until you see he's got the checkbook out and you SURE as hell don't let him tell you he's going to sign a letter of intent until he's paid you for your wasted time for a year.
Why? Because, here's why. If that motherfucker does, he can come in and look at your books, see how much you're making, look over your business, steal your ideas, future ideas, and then, walk out the door and not pay you a fuckin' thing. BUT...here's the but....if you have a legitimate buyer, that buyer is scared off and doesn't buy while you're getting the other jack off plundering your assets, creative assets, and your accounting books in the process.

Now, did they buy Kabib? No. They just signed a letter of intent. Yup, they SAID they were interested in future concepts for Papa Bello! Ok, let me give you a scoop. Kabib is a cafe serving middle eastern cuisine with a european twist....middle eastern pizza??? Get real! That shit sounds like someone's going to sneak goat meat and goat cheese on the son of a bitch!

SO, here we go again. The next one is a letter of intent to buy Pastore's of Rosedale. Okay, this one sounds a little better. Not much, but a little. Here's why.

Pastore's of Rosedale is a deli and bakery. Yup, use the oven and call your cannoli something from the deli and you've got a deli. Throw the pizza where you throw your sweet rolls and call it a bakery. I'll shrug and give my what the hay and say that might be feasible.

Now, here's where I about shit myself with this... ok? I read the stock blog and they say Pastore's has been a supplier for Papa Bello's for quite some time now.

Let's see if I can get this right. I'm running a chain of 20+ restaurants and I'm buying my shit from a restaurant out out in California. They're going to charge me to ship it to Missouri, South Carolina, or wherever and that's feasible financially??? Oh did I mention George jumped ship??? I think I can figure out why. This shit is insane.

Ok, so let's say I'm going to actually buy Pastore's for it's concept or whatever, and let's say I'm going to make money because they're supplying me something I absolutely can't buy elsewhere in this world for my pizza place which sells skanky tasting pizza.
Let's just say they're so valuable they need to be bought. I'm not saying I believe it, but I'll just say for a second that I do. Now, why would I buy a restaurant otherwise?
Oops, can you say, I need the fuckin' profits for my ledgers boys and girls! I can hear you asking, "Rhette, what the fuck are you talking about?"

Here's what I'm talking about. Papa Bello's is losing money. In order to make the books look good, you gotta go out and buy a restaurant which has a profit and then, you have profits on the books.
I know, that's shitty accounting, but from what I hear, Papa Bello's had something like ten grand coming in a year on the books as far as profit a year and I'll tell you now, if I run twenty fuckin restaurants and only have ten grand a year in profits, that's pretty fuckin' pathetic. That's only five hundred a year coming in from each restaurant.
Before I do that shit, I'll sell all the equipment and take a dive through bankruptcy and get out of the business.

Oops! Did I say bankruptcy? Here's where it gets hilarious.

Chase Canfield sells all his damned stock and steps down as CEO. That's twenty million shares.
Does that sound like Chase has a lot of money now? Oops, it's penny stocks. Yeah, that means this...because when you really want to think about it, it's really damned brilliant.

Ok, 1995 you start a restaurant chain. You don't really expand a whole helluva lot until 2002. By 2005, you start rolling, but it stagnates. Yup, stagnates. That cruiser suddenly stops dead in the water and you wonder what the fuck happened.
SO, for the next four years, you depreciate off the equipment. Yup, that's accounting lingo for writing everything down to zero and then, you're sitting with assets which are paid off, depreciated off, and you're looking at it on your books as being zero.
Now, does it have value? Yeah. It's got auction value and it's got scrap value, but it's not worth a whole helluva lot.

Now, I know what you're saying here. You're saying "Rhette, why in the hell are you trying to teach me accounting in a restaurant review? But for me, a restaurant review went to hell in a handbasket when the restaurants all shut down. Yup, from what I hear, every last one of them shut.
I know the Hannibal location shut. I hear a lot of others shut. I don't know, but maybe they didn't and someone someplace is still getting skanky pizza, but do you know how bad it looks for a restaurant when the CEO and CFO have both jumped ship and yet, boys and girls, I gotta ask. We've got a CEO, CFO, and what? COO....right!

Now, is Brittan Ashjian the COO? Let's take a look and see boys and girls.

Brittan when you do a search on Google for him is listed as a business partner with his brother in a real estate developement and for an asphalting company, but on the radar for Papa Bello's restaurant Brittan sounds like he's fallen off.

I mean, when your CFO jumped ship back in 2005 and your CEO hands all his stock over to the creditors in 2009, I'd say somewhere in between Brittan probably told the shifty eyed Chase that if he dared associate his name with the farce again, he'd beat his ass.

Now, I can't say that's actually what happened, but I'm willing to bet you the conversation went something like that because A: George has been around the block a few years, so he knows what it's about. B: I hardly think Brittan would rather sell real estate in Las Vegas than pizzas when Las Vegas is the foreclosure capital of the world...it seems. But, maybe it's the fact that as hot as asphalting is, Brittan putting his ass out on a paver instead of air conditioned comfort seems to say to me that he'd rather do something to make a profit instead of losing his ass in a no-win restaurant.

So, we're back to Papa Bello's. First of all, I sort of hate to say it, but here's something else which I find laughable because it's just so fuckin' sad.

The restaurant chain opened one in Shanghai. Yup, China. Walmart capital of the world and yet, it didn't seem to last three winks and suddenly, it's a chinese restaurant....nope, not middle eastern with a european flair, and not a deli with a bakery twist, but chinese restaurant...and no, you can't get that cat on that pizza...nope, no fisheye either!

So, Gypsy doesn't get her cheap Papa Bello pizza anymore. We've gotta suffer through seeing the Domino guy's hot ass delivering to the door now so she can sniff him and decide she likes him. And yes, she does her little Gypsy dance while I watch that hot ass walk away and then go in and watch some Atlanta Housewives where they never once dared to sit at a Papa Bello's and get skanky...pizza.

Maybe some day I'll develope a series called Ghetto Girls and we'll have Hood Rat Pizza Pie.

LaToya Jackson Voted My Stupid Cunt of the Year

Ok, let's see, it seems I've got an opinion about most things and LaToya Jackson has been voted my 'Stupid Cunt of the Year' award.

Why? Let's see...maybe it's because we're all supposed to believe Michael Jackson is dead when he's been video taped and seen elsewhere. THEN, she comes out of the woodwork and gives an interview. I'll post it on here.

What's wrong with the interview? Let's see...In it she said she'd do anything to help... Is that anything as in help cover his death?

I mean, LaToya, if you're going to give a fuckin' interview, how about put some past tense to his demise and how about saying things in such a way we're supposed to believe it???

I'll let you see for yourself how she gave the interview and then, you'll see what I mean.

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UPDATED: La Toya Jackson: Michael Wouldn't Have Been Happy With 'This Is It' FilmAccess Hollywood


- October 13, 2009 2:49 PM PDT



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Hollywood LOS ANGELES, Calif. --

La Toya Jackson is pleased to hear her late brother Michael Jackson's return to the airwaves with his "new" single, "This Is It," but she says Michael would not be happy about the release of the documentary of the same name.



"It's wonderful to hear something from him because he hasn't had anything out in awhile," La Toya told Access Hollywood on Monday night of the King of Pop's new single, which was released on Monday.



But when it comes to the "This Is It" documentary slated to hit theaters on October 28, La Toya - who has been working as Access Hollywood's guest correspondent during coverage of "Dancing With the Stars" - said her late brother would not be pleased with the final product being put on display.



"Do you think he would've wanted this released?" Access asked her.



"You know what, that's a very, very, very good question," La Toya said. "Truthfully, my opinion - no," she revealed. "Michael always wants [wanted] to to give his best. This is [was] a rehearsal. He wasn't giving his all. He loves [loved] to give his all always. That's just the way he is [was]. He wants [wanted] people to see him at the top of the ladder and not half-stepping because he doesn't [didn't] want to do a full-out rehearsal."



Nevertheless, La Toya said she would still give her full support to the film.



"I will support my brother in any way I can," she added. "I love him."

[I supported him anyway I could. I loved him.]

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