Friday, November 13, 2009

Carrie Prejean - - Cash and Carrie off Larry King

Call me a dumb ass, but Carrie Prejean storming off Larry King? What an unbelievably stupid bitch!

Let's see...professing to be a Christian and denouncing "sinful things", the bitch has just got to get some mileage, so she goes on Larry King to drum up support.
She goes, and low and behold, he wants to ask a question. Interviews = Questions you dumb bitch!

So, Larry, who is a very sweet and likable guy does his job and asks a question during an interview and the bitch deems it "inappropriate"....wants to walk, and she GETS further mileage from the "scandal".

Let's see...eight sex tapes...she didn't take a hike...maybe it's because vibrators don't ask questions???

Maybe...just maybe...if the bitch had kept her legs shut, she'd be Miss Universe. Maybe...just maybe...if she'd answered a question a little more tactfully, she'd have us in rainbows behind her.
Maybe...JUST MAYBE...her fifteen minutes of fame are up and she can go to work for the Falwell camp where tears on tape of "I've sinned" seem to make everything better.

BUT, there's a newsflash. Larry King did no wrong. He asked a question. After all, it's his show. That's what happens on his show.

Carrie, I think, is looking for a way to make a dollar from it. Well, maybe the California Melon Growers can use her for a spokesman and she can make commercials with melons in her hands during an earthquake. Maybe then, she can target Jewish men in an advocasy group. It's a stretch, but that's about the only career I see possible for the bitch. I mean, Anita Bryant already got the spot for the gay...honey!

What I do think would be cute is if Carrie would make a hot video with the Ocean Spray guy...the young one. Carrie Cranberry...it has a ring to it! I might even buy that video if they do solos with the guy!