Thursday, September 24, 2009

Let's See...



Let's see...

There are so many ways I could go with this I just don't know how to go about it.

Do I put a caption called "Sit Yo' Ass Down!". Or, do I say, "Some Copy Cat Antics Just Aren't Worth It".

Or, do I say I believe the story Lil Mama made up to get her few seconds of fame on the VH1 Show about as much as I do one other jerk's tearful apologies for interrupting Taylor Swift's acceptance.

By the way Beyonce, you're a class act. Love ya...love ya...love ya...

We're Celebrating Halloween Early This Year!

Hi!


I've decided to set the pumkin out early this year. I hope you don't mind! And no, that's not me in the photo...

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Going Apeshit Over Blunt's Monkey Jokes

Roy Blunt, let's see... Most Missourians aren't proud of the fucker, but hey, he's the only asshole keeping Robin Carnahan from office...apparently.

It seems old Roy...also the name for dog food...told a little joke and now people are down on him like stink on shit over it. Let's see, had the President told the same joke, we'd be expected to titter as he was doing it on a nationally televised news conference just for that purpose...to tell the fuckin' joke.

I'll tell you I was for Obama. I gave him the precious vote I cast. I'll also tell you I'm growing to resent it because the motherfucker flat out lied and yeah, I'll say it...and don't need that fuckwad from South Carolina to apologize for me when I say it...HE LIED!

Obama is our President, but at the same time, I've got voter's regret. As a gay man who has heard Obama has been known to go down on one occasionally, it just disgusts me he wants to repeal 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' and stand up for those who want to fire someone who demonstrates he loves our country by staying in the military.

What I'm saying is we all have opinions. Opinions are like assholes. Roy Blunt has an opinion and he's an asshole. Hand the fucker some toilet paper, consider the job done, and get over it already. The man told a joke and America's acting like it can't spray some Glade when what it's smelling stinks...not everyone likes Obama and I'll be proud to say it and NOT apologize for it. He stinks too!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Whitney Houston, You Lying Ass Bitch!


Whitney Houston says Bobby Brown was her drug of choice. Let's see if I believe the cunt.

First of all, how many times has the bitch been caught with drugs on her person with Bobby Brown? Did they confiscate Bobby? Or, did they arrest her for the fuckin' drugs?

The bitch is so far off into her denial of her addiction, she has no recollection we, her fans, have of the long slow death spiral. We've watched and we've winced to the point the pain is numbed. We've moved on and we've realized there is a life without her.

She's apparently in need of another fix, so she drops another record and goes out on a press tour to drum up support for her cause. Did I mention I watched with baited breath to see if she'd actually sound like the Whitney of old? Yeah, imagine my disappointment when her voice had more cracks than the crack ho down the block!

Well, the fifteen minutes of belief are over Whitney, now get real...just tell us the truth. We might believe you if you don't attempt to drown us in bullshit.





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Whitney Houston: ‘Bobby spit on me’


By Inside Track
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
http://www.bostonherald.com
The Inside Track





Photo by National Enquirer

Whitney Houston said ex-husband Bobby Brown was “my drug” during their tumultuous 14-year marriage, but that the Roxbury bad boy was emotionally abusive and once spit in her face.



“He slapped me once, but he got hit on the head three times by me,” Houston, 46, told Oprah Winfrey in a shocking two-part interview that began airing yesterday.



Houston recalled one argument where an allegedly drunk Brown, 40, spat on her.



She told Winfrey she was “horrified he spit on me, in my face” and that the incident left her “very hurt, very angry.”



“He had such hate in his eyes for me, because I loved him so much.”



The marriage got so bad, Houston said, that Brown was cutting her head off pictures and painting evil eyes on their bedroom walls with spray paint.



The Grammy Award winner, making a music comeback after seven years, told Winfrey in a wide-ranging interview that she and Brown took cocaine and marijuana during their marriage and that she battled addiction to both.



“He was my drug,” Houston said of her ex-husband. “I didn’t do anything without him.”



During the depths of their drug hell, Whitney spent seven months wearing just pajamas, she said.



She recalled how her mother, Cissy Houston, enlisted sheriff’s deputies to force the singer into rehab. She told her daughter, “I’m not losing you to the world. I’m not losing you to Satan . . . . I want my daughter back,’ ” Houston said.



Houston said Bobby was there when the deputies arrived to haul her off to rehab and her mother warned him, “If you move, Bobby, they’re gonna take you down. Don’t you make one move.”



“And he stood there like he was scared,” Houston said.



Houston filed for divorce from Bobby in 2006 and has custody of their daughter, Bobbi Kristina, 16. She said that, during their marriage, she often tried to please her husband by downplaying her own success.



“I tried to play down all the time,” said Whitney, whose new album, “I Look to You,” debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard charts, selling 304,801 copies. “I used to say, ‘I’m Mrs. Brown, don’t call me Houston.’ ”

Friday, September 11, 2009

When Candy Design Goes Wrong!



I saw this on the web. I thought I'd post it for everyone.